Interesting and rude people
But, I KNOW the reason I didn't think of that. I blame Jesus for a lot of things.
- If something goes wrong with a computer and the secretary asks me, "Why did that happen?", I say, "Blame Jesus".
- If there's a power outage and when the power comes back on the VCR clock starts blinking and now I have to find the manual I haven't even seen in 6 months and my wife says, "Why are you taking so long to fix the blinking clock?" I say, "Blame Jesus".
- And when, many years ago, my girlfriend got religion and left me because I didn't really want to be a Southern Baptist, I said, "She left me for Jesus."
If this post has thoroughly not offended you, then go read that Blog Jesus stuff. It's pretty funny.